Friday, March 30, 2012

THE DAILY GRIND

LIFESTYLE OF THE POOR AND SHAMELESS:
 
Took a couple of days off for some personal matters. Will be back with a new story tomorrow! Lots to tell to my readers!

A little crazy the last couple of days. I just moved out of my house after a spat with my roommate/ex girlfriend. As complicated as that sounds, what is more crazy is the night I spent sleeping in my car. I figured a night in the car would make for a good blog story. I hope the pain and suffering I endured makes it so.

Quick rundown. I was out until 1 AM so I figured I only was going to have to sleep in the car for 6 hours. I had to be at my old house to pack my things at 7 AM so sleep was not that big of a need. I grabbed two slices of pizza and a Gatorade to enjoy during my "auto slumber party". I am 6ft 4 and was under the impression that a fully reclines car seat would be comfortable. I was DEAD wrong. I had my comforter that I picked up at Walmart (after I was eye molested by a 400 pound women in a Snuggie and flip flops) and a pillow. After the late night dinner I put on ESPN and tried to sleep. A couple of things stopped this from happening.

Late night radio is usually calming. Not this night. If I had to hear any more about Tim Tebow and how great Kentucky basketball was, I was going to spork my ear canals. Didn't anybody get the memo that Tebow has an arm like a paralyzed infant and Kentucky basketball should be renamed "NBA Minor League Team"? It's just that simple. How many callers need to rehash what the world already knows about both subjects.

I tried listening to other things like classical music, but after 4 minutes of that, I felt the pizza coming back up through my throat. I mean, I guess the reason why old people love classical music is because they forget what they just heard 3 minutes earlier. It gets repetitive AWFULLY quickly. After fumbling with the radio, I settled in with soul music from the 70's. If that couldn't get me in the sleeping mood, nothing would.

After dozing off a bit, I forgot that I move when I sleep. Every hour I would wake up from a great dream of me with some hot brunette girl finding my gear shift rammed ever so uncomfortably in my backside. If their was every a reason for Ford to put a set of boobies and silicone on the end of a gear stick, this was it. Add the fact the steering wheel was ever so close to my groin, and suffice to say I felt like Andy Dufrane in "The Shawshank Redemption".

Eventually, the sun came up and I awoke bleary eyed. When I went into the house to grab my stuff, my ex asked me where I spent the night. When I responded "Mama, this soul brotha was laying low on the smooth tip of town". I knew that the night couldn't have been all THAT bad. Gotta love the power of continuous 70's soul music on the brain!


Peace out brothas and sistas.






MARCH STATS: 70-84-5
NCAA BB: 25-28

NBA: 17-25-1

NHL: 27-30-4

NHL RECORD YTD:
179-147-17 +$1911.00 ($100 A BET)





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LINKS OF THE WEEK:

www.realsportslounge.com/ is a sports forum site that I have checked out recently. Good group of people over there with interesting insight on all topics sports and pop culture related. Also they have an interesting way of letting you show appreciation or disgust with a post or thread. This site is a good time killer.

www.thehockeyprogram.net is a site for all things hockey. The guy that runs this site is not only extremely passionate about hockey, but spends a crazy amount of time talking about it online. I have been following him this NHL season and if you have seen our NHL record, you can understand why this site has a lot to offer.

www.danielle-dowling.com is a blog about women and dating culture. You may ask why a sports themed blog would recommend this. Fact is most guys need a little insight into women. This blog which is updated regularly gives us guys a look into the female psyche which is akin to having inside information on a sporting event. Read this weekly, and you will find yourself having a better understanding on what a girl wants and what makes her happy.




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Sacramento/Utah OVER 212.5  -110


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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

THE DAILY GRIND

LIFESTYLE OF THE POOR AND SHAMELESS:

A little crazy the last couple of days. I just moved out of my house after a spat with my roommate/ex girlfriend. As complicated as that sounds, what is more crazy is the night I spent sleeping in my car. I figured a night in the car would make for a good blog story. I hope the pain and suffering I endured makes it so.

Quick rundown. I was out until 1 AM so I figured I only was going to have to sleep in the car for 6 hours. I had to be at my old house to pack my things at 7 AM so sleep was not that big of a need. I grabbed two slices of pizza and a Gatorade to enjoy during my "auto slumber party". I am 6ft 4 and was under the impression that a fully reclines car seat would be comfortable. I was DEAD wrong. I had my comforter that I picked up at Walmart (after I was eye molested by a 400 pound women in a Snuggie and flip flops) and a pillow. After the late night dinner I put on ESPN and tried to sleep. A couple of things stopped this from happening.

Late night radio is usually calming. Not this night. If I had to hear any more about Tim Tebow and how great Kentucky basketball was, I was going to spork my ear canals. Didn't anybody get the memo that Tebow has an arm like a paralyzed infant and Kentucky basketball should be renamed "NBA Minor League Team"? It's just that simple. How many callers need to rehash what the world already knows about both subjects.

I tried listening to other things like classical music, but after 4 minutes of that, I felt the pizza coming back up through my throat. I mean, I guess the reason why old people love classical music is because they forget what they just heard 3 minutes earlier. It gets repetitive AWFULLY quickly. After fumbling with the radio, I settled in with soul music from the 70's. If that couldn't get me in the sleeping mood, nothing would.

After dozing off a bit, I forgot that I move when I sleep. Every hour I would wake up from a great dream of me with some hot brunette girl finding my gear shift rammed ever so uncomfortably in my backside. If their was every a reason for Ford to put a set of boobies and silicone on the end of a gear stick, this was it. Add the fact the steering wheel was ever so close to my groin, and suffice to say I felt like Andy Dufrane in "The Shawshank Redemption". 

Eventually, the sun came up and I awoke bleary eyed. When I went into the house to grab my stuff, my ex asked me where I spent the night. When I responded "Mama, this soul brotha was laying low on the smooth tip of town". I knew that the night couldn't have been all THAT bad. Gotta love the power of continuous 70's soul music on the brain!


Peace out brothas and sistas.

 


 

MARCH STATS: 69-83-5
NCAA BB:  25-28

NBA:   17-25-1

NHL:   27-30-4 

NHL RECORD YTD:
179-146-17 +$2021.00 ($100 A BET)

 
   

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LINKS OF THE WEEK:

www.realsportslounge.com/ is a sports forum site that I have checked out recently. Good group of people over there with interesting insight on all topics sports and pop culture related. Also they have an interesting way of letting you show appreciation or disgust with a post or thread. This site is a good time killer.
 
www.thehockeyprogram.net   is a site for all things hockey. The guy that runs this site is not only extremely passionate about hockey, but spends a crazy amount of time talking about it online. I have been following him this NHL season and if you have seen our NHL record, you can understand why this site has a lot to offer.

www.danielle-dowling.com is a blog about women and dating culture. You may ask why a sports themed blog would recommend this. Fact is most guys need a little insight into women. This blog which is updated regularly gives us guys a look into the female psyche which is akin to having inside information on a sporting event. Read this weekly, and you will find yourself having a better understanding on what a girl wants and what makes her happy.




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Minnesota/Memphis OVER 201 -110


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Monday, March 26, 2012

The Daily Grind

LIFESTYLE OF THE POOR AND SHAMELESS
 A pretty well known magazine posed a question online to readers about how important it is to man scape. The overwhelming response by female readers was very. Fortunately for the ladies in my life, I am in complete agreement. Unfortunately for my lower region, I handle a razor about as well as Michael J Fox after a ride on a Tilt-A-Whirl. Here is a story to ponder the next time you are trimming the man jungle.
 It had been some time between "romantic" moments for me, and out of the blue an old flame called. She had evidently confused me with another guy she had been intimate with because she claimed how much she missed being with me and asked if we could meet up that night. Considering I was eyeballs deep in "The Godfather" on AMC, I said sure. I knew I could always catch it again the next Sunday. 
 As I was showering I came to the startling conclusion that I was rocking a Brillo pad on my groin. Now if I was better endowed, this would not have been a major issue. When you have trouble seeing the tree in the forest, this is a sign of much needed trimming. With nothing but a month old razor in stock, I went to work. Seems like I spent more money in beer that week then on grooming product. This was evident because I had a full beer in the shower with me at the time. A little buzzed, I went to work. Every razor stroke, an exercise in pain as the hair would get caught in the razor. It took about 30 minutes, but I finally cleaned up to the point of acceptability. At least I THOUGHT the job I had done was acceptable. 
 As I was driving to the girls house, I began to feel major itching. By the time I arrived, it felt like I was being invaded down below. After a quick kiss on the cheek, I ran into her bathroom to inspect. Well to my surprise, razor burn is a major son of a bitch. My entire groin looked like a teenager's face after eating a bucket of mayonnaise. Red marks and blotches had replaced hair as my new look. As uncomfortable and unsightly as this was, I was more concerned what the girl was going to think. 
 I proceeded to walk out of the bathroom and she was already in her bed naked. She also took the liberty of turning the lights down. I was beginning to think I was going to get away with my new look as I climbed into bed. We began to fool around and we were getting hot and heavy. Being the good girl she was, she reached for a condom and turned on the light. When the light went on and she looked over at the present she was about to receive, she repelled back in horror. What was just a bad shave job was the case of herpes to her. Ecstasy turned to tears as I tried to explain to her what she was looking at. I even went as far as Googling pictures of herpes sores to show her the difference. That didn't make her any less repulsed and nervous. She was convinced that whatever was going on down there she wanted no part of. 
 I never saw the girl again after that night. My groin became very patriotic as I had blue balls and red marks against a white background. Now when I man scape I always have a fresh razor and a good after shave nearby.



 

MARCH STATS: 68-82-5
NCAA BB:  25-28

NBA:   17-24-1

NHL:   26-30-4 

NHL RECORD YTD:
179-146-17 +$1921.00 ($100 A BET)
 
   

The 45 PREMIUM PLAY promotion is back with a twist. We will give you 45 PLAYS FOR FREE. If the plays do not net a profit, we will give you a whole month for free. If the plays do hit a profit, you agree to sign up with us for a month at our regular price. Email SPORTSILLUMINATI@HOTMAIL.COM  if you are interested.


LINKS OF THE WEEK:

www.realsportslounge.com/ is a sports forum site that I have checked out recently. Good group of people over there with interesting insight on all topics sports and pop culture related. Also they have an interesting way of letting you show appreciation or disgust with a post or thread. This site is a good time killer.
 
www.thehockeyprogram.net   is a site for all things hockey. The guy that runs this site is not only extremely passionate about hockey, but spends a crazy amount of time talking about it online. I have been following him this NHL season and if you have seen our NHL record, you can understand why this site has a lot to offer.

www.danielle-dowling.com is a blog about women and dating culture. You may ask why a sports themed blog would recommend this. Fact is most guys need a little insight into women. This blog which is updated regularly gives us guys a look into the female psyche which is akin to having inside information on a sporting event. Read this weekly, and you will find yourself having a better understanding on what a girl wants and what makes her happy.




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Detroit/Washington OVER 194.5 -110


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Sunday, March 25, 2012

THE DAILY GRIND

LIFESTYLE OF THE POOR AND SHAMELESS
 A pretty well known magazine posed a question online to readers about how important it is to man scape. The overwhelming response by female readers was very. Fortunately for the ladies in my life, I am in complete agreement. Unfortunately for my lower region, I handle a razor about as well as Michael J Fox after a ride on a Tilt-A-Whirl. Here is a story to ponder the next time you are trimming the man jungle.
 It had been some time between "romantic" moments for me, and out of the blue an old flame called. She had evidently confused me with another guy she had been intimate with because she claimed how much she missed being with me and asked if we could meet up that night. Considering I was eyeballs deep in "The Godfather" on AMC, I said sure. I knew I could always catch it again the next Sunday. 
 As I was showering I came to the startling conclusion that I was rocking a Brillo pad on my groin. Now if I was better endowed, this would not have been a major issue. When you have trouble seeing the tree in the forest, this is a sign of much needed trimming. With nothing but a month old razor in stock, I went to work. Seems like I spent more money in beer that week then on grooming product. This was evident because I had a full beer in the shower with me at the time. A little buzzed, I went to work. Every razor stroke, an exercise in pain as the hair would get caught in the razor. It took about 30 minutes, but I finally cleaned up to the point of acceptability. At least I THOUGHT the job I had done was acceptable. 
 As I was driving to the girls house, I began to feel major itching. By the time I arrived, it felt like I was being invaded down below. After a quick kiss on the cheek, I ran into her bathroom to inspect. Well to my surprise, razor burn is a major son of a bitch. My entire groin looked like a teenager's face after eating a bucket of mayonnaise. Red marks and blotches had replaced hair as my new look. As uncomfortable and unsightly as this was, I was more concerned what the girl was going to think. 
 I proceeded to walk out of the bathroom and she was already in her bed naked. She also took the liberty of turning the lights down. I was beginning to think I was going to get away with my new look as I climbed into bed. We began to fool around and we were getting hot and heavy. Being the good girl she was, she reached for a condom and turned on the light. When the light went on and she looked over at the present she was about to receive, she repelled back in horror. What was just a bad shave job was the case of herpes to her. Ecstasy turned to tears as I tried to explain to her what she was looking at. I even went as far as Googling pictures of herpes sores to show her the difference. That didn't make her any less repulsed and nervous. She was convinced that whatever was going on down there she wanted no part of. 
 I never saw the girl again after that night. My groin became very patriotic as I had blue balls and red marks against a white background. Now when I man scape I always have a fresh razor and a good after shave nearby.



 

MARCH STATS: 67-78-5
NCAA BB:  25-27

NBA:   17-22-1

NHL:   25-29-4 

NHL RECORD YTD:
178-145-17 +$1906.00 ($100 A BET)
 
   

The 45 PREMIUM PLAY promotion is back with a twist. We will give you 45 PLAYS FOR FREE. If the plays do not net a profit, we will give you a whole month for free. If the plays do hit a profit, you agree to sign up with us for a month at our regular price. Email SPORTSILLUMINATI@HOTMAIL.COM  if you are interested.


LINKS OF THE WEEK:

www.realsportslounge.com/ is a sports forum site that I have checked out recently. Good group of people over there with interesting insight on all topics sports and pop culture related. Also they have an interesting way of letting you show appreciation or disgust with a post or thread. This site is a good time killer.
 
www.thehockeyprogram.net   is a site for all things hockey. The guy that runs this site is not only extremely passionate about hockey, but spends a crazy amount of time talking about it online. I have been following him this NHL season and if you have seen our NHL record, you can understand why this site has a lot to offer.

www.danielle-dowling.com is a blog about women and dating culture. You may ask why a sports themed blog would recommend this. Fact is most guys need a little insight into women. This blog which is updated regularly gives us guys a look into the female psyche which is akin to having inside information on a sporting event. Read this weekly, and you will find yourself having a better understanding on what a girl wants and what makes her happy.




FREE PLAY OF THE DAY:

Utah/Atlanta UNDER 191.5  -110


183-153-12  +$1759.00 

(BASED ON $100 A PLAY)

Saturday, March 24, 2012

THE DAILY GRIND

LIFESTYLE OF THE POOR AND SHAMELESS
 A pretty well known magazine posed a question online to readers about how important it is to man scape. The overwhelming response by female readers was very. Fortunately for the ladies in my life, I am in complete agreement. Unfortunately for my lower region, I handle a razor about as well as Michael J Fox after a ride on a Tilt-A-Whirl. Here is a story to ponder the next time you are trimming the man jungle.
 It had been some time between "romantic" moments for me, and out of the blue an old flame called. She had evidently confused me with another guy she had been intimate with because she claimed how much she missed being with me and asked if we could meet up that night. Considering I was eyeballs deep in "The Godfather" on AMC, I said sure. I knew I could always catch it again the next Sunday. 
 As I was showering I came to the startling conclusion that I was rocking a Brillo pad on my groin. Now if I was better endowed, this would not have been a major issue. When you have trouble seeing the tree in the forest, this is a sign of much needed trimming. With nothing but a month old razor in stock, I went to work. Seems like I spent more money in beer that week then on grooming product. This was evident because I had a full beer in the shower with me at the time. A little buzzed, I went to work. Every razor stroke, an exercise in pain as the hair would get caught in the razor. It took about 30 minutes, but I finally cleaned up to the point of acceptability. At least I THOUGHT the job I had done was acceptable. 
 As I was driving to the girls house, I began to feel major itching. By the time I arrived, it felt like I was being invaded down below. After a quick kiss on the cheek, I ran into her bathroom to inspect. Well to my surprise, razor burn is a major son of a bitch. My entire groin looked like a teenager's face after eating a bucket of mayonnaise. Red marks and blotches had replaced hair as my new look. As uncomfortable and unsightly as this was, I was more concerned what the girl was going to think. 
 I proceeded to walk out of the bathroom and she was already in her bed naked. She also took the liberty of turning the lights down. I was beginning to think I was going to get away with my new look as I climbed into bed. We began to fool around and we were getting hot and heavy. Being the good girl she was, she reached for a condom and turned on the light. When the light went on and she looked over at the present she was about to receive, she repelled back in horror. What was just a bad shave job was the case of herpes to her. Ecstasy turned to tears as I tried to explain to her what she was looking at. I even went as far as Googling pictures of herpes sores to show her the difference. That didn't make her any less repulsed and nervous. She was convinced that whatever was going on down there she wanted no part of. 
 I never saw the girl again after that night. My groin became very patriotic as I had blue balls and red marks against a white background. Now when I man scape I always have a fresh razor and a good after shave nearby.


 

MARCH STATS: 65-74-5
NCAA BB:  25-25

NBA:   16-22-1

NHL:   24-27-4 

NHL RECORD YTD:
177-143-17 +$2016.00 ($100 A BET)
 
   

The 45 PREMIUM PLAY promotion is back with a twist. We will give you 45 PLAYS FOR FREE. If the plays do not net a profit, we will give you a whole month for free. If the plays do hit a profit, you agree to sign up with us for a month at our regular price. Email SPORTSILLUMINATI@HOTMAIL.COM  if you are interested.


LINKS OF THE WEEK:

www.realsportslounge.com/ is a sports forum site that I have checked out recently. Good group of people over there with interesting insight on all topics sports and pop culture related. Also they have an interesting way of letting you show appreciation or disgust with a post or thread. This site is a good time killer.
 
www.thehockeyprogram.net   is a site for all things hockey. The guy that runs this site is not only extremely passionate about hockey, but spends a crazy amount of time talking about it online. I have been following him this NHL season and if you have seen our NHL record, you can understand why this site has a lot to offer.

www.danielle-dowling.com is a blog about women and dating culture. You may ask why a sports themed blog would recommend this. Fact is most guys need a little insight into women. This blog which is updated regularly gives us guys a look into the female psyche which is akin to having inside information on a sporting event. Read this weekly, and you will find yourself having a better understanding on what a girl wants and what makes her happy.




FREE PLAY OF THE DAY:

Ohio State/Syracuse UNDER 135.5  -110


183-152-12  +$1869.00 
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Friday, March 23, 2012

THE DAILY GRIND

LIFESTYLE OF THE POOR AND SHAMELESS
 A pretty well known magazine posed a question online to readers about how important it is to man scape. The overwhelming response by female readers was very. Fortunately for the ladies in my life, I am in complete agreement. Unfortunately for my lower region, I handle a razor about as well as Michael J Fox after a ride on a Tilt-A-Whirl. Here is a story to ponder the next time you are trimming the man jungle.
 It had been some time between "romantic" moments for me, and out of the blue an old flame called. She had evidently confused me with another guy she had been intimate with because she claimed how much she missed being with me and asked if we could meet up that night. Considering I was eyeballs deep in "The Godfather" on AMC, I said sure. I knew I could always catch it again the next Sunday. 
 As I was showering I came to the startling conclusion that I was rocking a Brillo pad on my groin. Now if I was better endowed, this would not have been a major issue. When you have trouble seeing the tree in the forest, this is a sign of much needed trimming. With nothing but a month old razor in stock, I went to work. Seems like I spent more money in beer that week then on grooming product. This was evident because I had a full beer in the shower with me at the time. A little buzzed, I went to work. Every razor stroke, an exercise in pain as the hair would get caught in the razor. It took about 30 minutes, but I finally cleaned up to the point of acceptability. At least I THOUGHT the job I had done was acceptable. 
 As I was driving to the girls house, I began to feel major itching. By the time I arrived, it felt like I was being invaded down below. After a quick kiss on the cheek, I ran into her bathroom to inspect. Well to my surprise, razor burn is a major son of a bitch. My entire groin looked like a teenager's face after eating a bucket of mayonnaise. Red marks and blotches had replaced hair as my new look. As uncomfortable and unsightly as this was, I was more concerned what the girl was going to think. 
 I proceeded to walk out of the bathroom and she was already in her bed naked. She also took the liberty of turning the lights down. I was beginning to think I was going to get away with my new look as I climbed into bed. We began to fool around and we were getting hot and heavy. Being the good girl she was, she reached for a condom and turned on the light. When the light went on and she looked over at the present she was about to receive, she repelled back in horror. What was just a bad shave job was the case of herpes to her. Ecstasy turned to tears as I tried to explain to her what she was looking at. I even went as far as Googling pictures of herpes sores to show her the difference. That didn't make her any less repulsed and nervous. She was convinced that whatever was going on down there she wanted no part of. 
 I never saw the girl again after that night. My groin became very patriotic as I had blue balls and red marks against a white background. Now when I man scape I always have a fresh razor and a good after shave nearby.


 

MARCH STATS: 63-72-4
NCAA BB:  24-24
NBA:   15-22-1
NHL:   24-26-3 
NHL RECORD YTD: 177-142-16 +$2116.00 ($100 A BET)
 
   

The 45 PREMIUM PLAY promotion is back with a twist. We will give you 45 PLAYS FOR FREE. If the plays do not net a profit, we will give you a whole month for free. If the plays do hit a profit, you agree to sign up with us for a month at our regular price. Email sportsilluminati@hotmail.com if you are interested.


LINKS OF THE WEEK:

www.realsportslounge.com/ is a sports forum site that I have checked out recently. Good group of people over there with interesting insight on all topics sports and pop culture related. Also they have an interesting way of letting you show appreciation or disgust with a post or thread. This site is a good time killer.
 
www.thehockeyprogram.net   is a site for all things hockey. The guy that runs this site is not only extremely passionate about hockey, but spends a crazy amount of time talking about it online. I have been following him this NHL season and if you have seen our NHL record, you can understand why this site has a lot to offer.

www.danielle-dowling.com is a blog about women and dating culture. You may ask why a sports themed blog would recommend this. Fact is most guys need a little insight into women. This blog which is updated regularly gives us guys a look into the female psyche which is akin to having inside information on a sporting event. Read this weekly, and you will find yourself having a better understanding on what a girl wants and what makes her happy.




FREE PLAY OF THE DAY:

Ohio/North Carolina UNDER 142.5  -110


182-152-12  +$1769.00 
(BASED ON $100 A PLAY)

Thursday, March 22, 2012



LIFESTYLE OF THE POOR AND SHAMELESS

With Tim Tebow going to the New York Jets I thought it would be appropriate to write him a welcome letter and explain to him what to expect in NY/NJ. I wanted to share this letter with you.

Dear Tim,
 First off I wanted to say thank you for picking the New York Jets as the team you want to take to the promise land. By the promise land I mean church because their is no way you are taking them to the super bowl. I do see you starting half of the games for the Jets this season because I am sure Sanchez will be indicted on some statutory rape charge by mid fall. You will be happy to know that their are plenty of churches to go to in New York City. I recommend you stay out of the church on West 20th Street and 6th Avenue unless you are looking to score a Coach bag. 
 To feel more like a NJ/NYC guy, you should rent all the Sopranos episodes on DVD. To play in this city, we gotta get you some edge and swagger. We can nickname you Timmy T-Bone. You can be known as the short range sniper. Whatever you do, stay away from Plaxico Burress. Anyone that can end up in jail for as long as he did after shooting himself cannot have good karma.  You should also consider not wearing open toe sandals at Rex Ryan's house when he has his bi hourly BBQ's. 
 When you are walking the streets on Manhattan, do not give all your loose change to the homeless. They actually make a pretty decent wage on the streets. If you want to give your money away, you should give it to all the people that bet against you last year. You may not know this, but you made some people in the betting industry VERY rich last year. 
 Last but not least keep smiling, don't read the New York Post on Monday's and soak it all in. You may not make the Jets better in the long run but you will make them a team not so disdained by the rest of the nation. That alone makes you worth two draft picks. 

God Bless
The Sports Illuminati
 










MARCH STATS: 61-67-3
NCAA BB:  23-21
NBA:   15-21-1
NHL:   23-25-2  
NHL RECORD YTD: 176-141-15 +$2126.00 ($100 A BET)
   

The 45 PREMIUM play promotion is back with a twist. We will give you 45 plays for free. If the plays do not net a profit, we will give you a whole month for free. If the plays do hit a profit, you agree to sign up with us for a month at our regular price.  Email sportsilluminati@hotmail.com if you are interested in our services or have any questions.



LINKS OF THE WEEK:

www.realsportslounge.com/ is a sports forum site that I have checked out recently. Good group of people over there with interesting insight on all topics sports and pop culture related. Also they have an interesting way of letting you show appreciation or disgust with a post or thread. This site is a good time killer.
 
www.thehockeyprogram.net   is a site for all things hockey. The guy that runs this site is not only extremely passionate about hockey, but spends a crazy amount of time talking about it online. I have been following him this NHL season and if you have seen our NHL record, you can understand why this site has a lot to offer.

www.danielle-dowling.com is a blog about women and dating culture. You may ask why a sports themed blog would recommend this. Fact is most guys need a little insight into women. This blog which is updated regularly gives us guys a look into the female psyche which is akin to having inside information on a sporting event. Read this weekly, and you will find yourself having a better understanding on what a girl wants and what makes her happy.




FREE PLAY OF THE DAY:
Wisconsin +3.5  -110



181-152-12  +$1669.00 
(BASED ON $100 A PLAY)