Thursday, June 30, 2011

Christopher's Blue Collar Lunch Pail Pick

     Today's blog is more of a various thoughts blog. Before I begin, I just wanted to remind you that you can get on my promotion of 25 free plays with your only obligation of signing up with me for a month if my plays collect a profit of 300 units or more (at 100 units a play) Email me at cheim@vegaskillers.com for more details.



So Charlie Sheen took steroids while filming "Major League". Do you think Mark Walhberg took Viagra while filming "Boogie Nights"?

Watching David Ortiz play first base makes me nervous. Has anyone told him that swatting at the ball to catch it induces angina in all Red Sox fans over 70?

FML means fuck my life. LOL means laugh out loud. I asked a girl why she was going to get her legs waxed, and she told me CUNT. I was baffled until she repsonded "Cant Use Nair Today".

So we celebrate 4th of July with fireworks. Wouldn't it be more appropriate if we kept loud blasting noises away from any celebration that celebrates our independence and our veterans? PTSD anyone?

Josh Hamilton can't hit baseballs in the day because he has blue eyes. I can't hit on girls during the day because they have eye to see me with. I totally understand his problem.

The NFL lockout is like Brett Favre and his retirement. Yes, we know it's going on, but does anyone not expect it not to end?

Cool frozen drink for all you female alcoholics. Mix Captain Crunch cereal with Rum Raisin Ice Cream and Captain Morgan Rum with milk. I call it the Captain Morgan Crunch. Tastes like manna from heaven.

Today's free play is  Toronto -140. Brett Cecil is very underrated and the Pirates wil have trouble on the road today.


31-29-2  +129 UNITS (ALL PLAYS 100 UNITS)

Good luck to all!!
















    

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