The Daily Grind

 Yesterday we have dubbed "Suicide Watch Sunday". Our free plays went 0-3 and our combined plays went 1-6. To explain how badly our day went, here are the top 5 reasons why I hid all the pills in my house.


5. Kim Kardashian called and said she hadn't seen such bad picks since her pick on her marriage.


4. Jimmy The Greek rose from the dead and tailed my plays


3. Today they are calling every bad call an "Illuminati". For instance "I heard you Illuminatied that play yesterday." "Yeah, I teased the Patriots to -2. 


2. Justin Bieber told me he hasn't seen such an ugly mess since he bedded down that groupie he now calls "Baby Mama". 


1. The Steelers heard I liked them last night with about 2 minutes left to go in the game and realized they were going to lose no matter what they did. 

Anyway. You can still contact us at sportsilluminati@hotmail.com. Gotta keep the free play simple tonight. We are on the Islanders/Bruins UNDER 5 +115 

In all honesty, we will have blips on the screen. Yesterday may have been bad, but we are focused on making today great!!






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