Thursday, July 7, 2011

Christopher's Blue Collar Lunch Pail Pick

                                                              


Do you think the 12 jurors on the Casey Anthony trial have been contacted to referee NBA games for the (hopeful) upcoming season yet? They have the prerequisite blindness thing already.

Roy Williams proposes to a girl by sending her a ring the price of a Lexus in the mail. Surprisingly, she says no AND keeps the ring. It's the first time Williams has mailed something in, and not gotten shit for it in return.

Roger Clemens is still denying steroid use. In other news, his lawyers are trying to get the case moved to Orlando.

The women's world cup of soccer is being played. That noise you hear is the collective breath of the 20 male viewers waiting for Hope Solo to take off her top off.

Derek Jeter is 3 hits shy of 3000. If you take into account the number of hot women he has hit on, the figure is closer to 3500.

Jon Lester was placed on the DL yesterday giving the Red Sox 3 starting pitchers hurt. Somewhere in Boston, the AFLAC duck is filing for bankruptcy,

Former Tennessee basketball coach believes he will coach again. He has also made it clear he will only coach teams with obscenely loud team colors so as not to interrupt his reputation as the pimp of the NCAA. 

Remember, I have a NEW promotion. I give you 20 free plays. You bet them. They make you a profit of $200 or more (with each game wagered between $100 and $200) and you sign up for 3 months with me. If they DO NOT hit the expected ROI, you will get 2 free nights in a Vegas hotel on me. Email me at Cheim@vegaskillers.com if you are interested.

Today's Free Play:

San Diego Padres +105. San Diego has played well on the road for a sub .500 team and their hitting has been better in the last 30 games, Expect them to continue to roll against a San Fran team they have beaten 2 of the last 3 games tonight.

33-32-2 -$16.00

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